I showed him my bush... on skype.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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