chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Boobs are out for the taking
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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