I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
