Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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