and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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