So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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