so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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