she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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