i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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