Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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