you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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