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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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