I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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