Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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