Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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