How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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