How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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