we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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