he wants to bone in the snuggie
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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