names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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