The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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