"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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