Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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