i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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