Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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