I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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