Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Randomize
