i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?