but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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