That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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