she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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