I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
