I need help removing her.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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