Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You need Xanax blowdarts
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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