holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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