google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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