i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize