Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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