So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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