I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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