come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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