Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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