What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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