so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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