your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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