We're like a lot better than the average bears
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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