Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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