the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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