That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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