i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
