Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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