Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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