remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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