I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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