You really coming over, don't trick.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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